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Music, beer, laughter, a video game where you shoot deer – and on August 1, 2014, Bushwackers also has SFoM

That’s right, Denver’s favorite Turbo Rock band is back – SFoM. What is Turbo Rock you ask? It’s a new genre I just made up… I don’t know where I’m going with this…

but I know where I’m going TONIGHT (July 32, 2014) – To Bushwackers, at 1967 S. Broadway (Broadway and Evans). Doors open at 8, show starts at 9, SFoM bursts through John Hurt’s chest at 10. This spectacle costs $5, or 0.0083 BTC. Please don’t bring bitcoins though. This is analog music for the digital era.

SFoM is a Denver-area power trio. They have been hard at work for over 7 years bringing their brand of rock music to Denver, Boulder and beyond. SFoM has taken the music that inspires them and spun it on its head to create music so original that the cognoscenti say it has more therapeutic properties than medical marijuana. Furthermore, SFoM is 100 percent biodegradable, and will not stain carpet. But wait, there’s more! If you order one SFoM, you get the second SFoM for only one nickel.

Be sure to check them out at Bushwackers tonight, and tell all your friends that you’ve joined a cult afterwards. They’ll wonder where you’ve gone. There’s no stopping you once you’ve got that SFoM music in your head.

Once again, the pertinent details

  • SFoM Show!
  • August 1, 2014 (Tonight)
  • 10 pm (doors open at 8, and there are other bands)
  • $5
  • Spoiler alert: Luke Skywalker is Darth Vader’s son

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See yous tonight!

 

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