Put. That. Coffee. Down. Coffee is for people who come see SFoM tonight at Bushwackers

Always Be Closing

Alec Baldwin giving the most important sales lesson in history

Music, beer, laughter, a video game where you shoot deer – and on August 1, 2014, Bushwackers also has SFoM

That’s right, Denver’s favorite Turbo Rock band is back – SFoM. What is Turbo Rock you ask? It’s a new genre I just made up… I don’t know where I’m going with this…

but I know where I’m going TONIGHT (July 32, 2014) – To Bushwackers, at 1967 S. Broadway (Broadway and Evans). Doors open at 8, show starts at 9, SFoM bursts through John Hurt’s chest at 10. This spectacle costs $5, or 0.0083 BTC. Please don’t bring bitcoins though. This is analog music for the digital era.

SFoM is a Denver-area power trio. They have been hard at work for over 7 years bringing their brand of rock music to Denver, Boulder and beyond. SFoM has taken the music that inspires them and spun it on its head to create music so original that the cognoscenti say it has more therapeutic properties than medical marijuana. Furthermore, SFoM is 100 percent biodegradable, and will not stain carpet. But wait, there’s more! If you order one SFoM, you get the second SFoM for only one nickel.

Be sure to check them out at Bushwackers tonight, and tell all your friends that you’ve joined a cult afterwards. They’ll wonder where you’ve gone. There’s no stopping you once you’ve got that SFoM music in your head.

Once again, the pertinent details

  • SFoM Show!
  • August 1, 2014 (Tonight)
  • 10 pm (doors open at 8, and there are other bands)
  • $5
  • Spoiler alert: Luke Skywalker is Darth Vader’s son

Cartograph

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See yous tonight!

 

Letter from a Former President Concerning the Mother’s Day 5k Run

People of the Greater Denver Area:

5k run

Woodrow Wilson – He Presidented Before

I’m here to tell you why you should sign up for the Mother’s Day 5K Run, and put the ‘run’ in your brunch, as the kids say these days. You see, on May 11, it will have been 100 years and two days since I, Woodrow Wilson, proclaimed the second Sunday of May to be a day to honor mothers across the country.

Well, a lot has changed since the days of the Woody Administration, as the talking heads used to call it. For instance, I see that President Beck is dealing quite courageously with civilization’s impending doom, as the Good Lord above hurls giant balls of ice mercilessly at our planet, in line with the wisdom of his plan.

Mother’s Day 5K Run

So I say unto thee: Run! Run for your lives! Run for your mothers! Denver’s Mother’s Day 5k is May 11, 2014, at 9 a.m. in City Park. Spots are limited, so follow this hyperlink supplied to me by Thomas Marshall to  register for the Mother’s Day 5K run.

This run is in support of the HERA foundation, who have been fighting for a cure to ovarian cancer since 2002.  Also…

SFoM Is Rocking The Course

Which sounds like a lot of nonsense to me, considering that I’m Woodrow Freaking Wilson and I don’t know what an SFoM is, but Thomas Marshall, who’s been watching the MTV’s, tells me that SFoM is the best thing to happen to music since Edison’s Gramophone and Tesla’s alternating current.

So do something this mother’s day. Wake up, go for a run in Denver for a good cause, hear some music, and have fun with your mothers! How long will it take you and your mom to run 5 km anyway? I don’t know what a km is! I’m Woodrow Wilson! Metric system! Dear me…
Long live Mom!

Woody

5W’s: SFoM & The Mother’s Day 5k Run – Denver

OK, the five W’s… who what when where why…

Who Is… wait, what’s going on?

SFoM (that’s us) and the HERA Foundation.

What Is the Mother’s Day 5k Run?

The Mother’s Day 5k Run – Put the ‘run’ in your brunch! It’s a 5k run full of awesome and in support of a good cause – finding a cure for ovarian cancer. How is SFoM involved? We’re rocking the course! While you’re breaking a sweat from getting your run on, we’ll break a sweat getting our rock on… and we’re doing it for you, which is in effect doing it for moms everywhere, because you’re going to be doing this 5k run for moms everywhere!

When Will This Spectacular Event Be?

Mother’s Day – May 11, 2014 – 9 am… 100 years and 2 days after the first official Mother’s Day, as proclaimed by President Woodrow Wilson.

Where Around Denver Can I Run 5 kilometers to Support Mom?

City Park, Denver. The one by the Natural History Museum. …the place with the dinosaur bones you went to in elementary school.

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Why Are You Guys Doing this?

Besides it being an awesome event to get out and play some music for the sort of people who’d do a charity run on a day to honor their mom, we like to help good causes. The HERA Foundation is a non-profit focused on finding a cure to ovarian cancer, through spreading awareness and by awarding grants to scientists with novel approaches to fighting the disease.

Register Here for the Mother’s Day 5k Run! Get to the Chopper! Go Now!

Register here for the Mother’s Day 5k run. $30 per person, or $90 to register the whole family.

 

Register for the Mother’s Day 5k! Denver City Park, May 11!

What are you doing for Mother’s Day? Hopefully you’ll be running a 5k in City Park, because we’ll be rocking 5 kilometers worth of music. Bet you didn’t even know we’re metric… and analog. Come support a good cause, celebrate your mothers, burn some calories and ROCK YOUR RUNNING SOCKS OFF.

The Mother’s Day 5k Run

  • Mother’s Day 2014 – Sunday, May 11 – 9 am
  • City Park – Denver (See map)
  • Registration is limited, so REGISTER NOW!

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SFoM Bushwackers March 14, 2014

Tonight! Socks = Rocked Off!

Are you ready? Tonight is the Reaping SFoM rocks Bushwackers!

Bushwackers

1967 S. Broadway
Denver, CO 80210

9 pm Tonight! (March 15, 2014) $5

SFoM Bushwackers March 14, 2014

Hope to See Yous There

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Tomorrow! It’s happening! BUSHWACKERS!!

SFoM Rocks Bushwackers Tomorrow!

We're ready to believe you

We’re ready to believe you

No, it’s not misspelled. It’s named for its founder: Nathaniel Bushwackers. The famed 19th Century frontiersman/pioneer/trapper/trader/bar founder who wandered here from Kentucky after his moonshine still exploded and blew up a section of his town (including the church).

Gig Details, for those of you so inclined to join us:

  • 9 pm, March 15, 2014
  • 1967 S. Broadway
    Denver, CO 80210
  • $5 at the door (If anyone asks, you’re there to see ‘SFoM’)

We Take the Stage at 9 pm, Sharp! …unless we don’t, but don’t hold it against us. It won’t be earlier than 9, we can promise you that!

How to Go and Get Bushwacked Tomorrow w/ SFoM

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SFoM Bushwackers March 14, 2014

The Sleeping SFoM Giant Rises! March 15, 2014 – Bushwackers 9 pm – Denver

SFoM Rumblings! First Gig of 2014

2014 is going to be an exciting year. SFoM starts it off by jamming at a place they have home-field advantage: Bushwackers Saloon, on South Broadway, just North of Evans (on the West side of the street).

Here’s what you need to know:

  • Bushwackers Saloon
    • 1967 S. Broadway, Denver, CO
  • March 15, 2015 (close enough to to St. Patrick’s Day to count, so WEAR GREEN, MOTHER####ERS!
  • 9 PM… close to the ‘Witching hour.’
  • $5… not a lot of bread for a lot of rock.

Come check us out – we’ll rock our peers and put suckers in fear.

SFoM Bushwackers March 14, 2014

Hope to See Yous There

Directions

Behold! A cartograph.

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About Bushwackers

Bushwackers is a hip little joint. Legend has it Bushwackers was a strip joint once. The stage has mirrors around it, so that makes sense. The bar is opposite the stage, and quite a bit lower than the average bar. The ample seating around the bar is comfortable, and a great place to enjoy beer and live music. There’s are vintage arcade games all around, if you’re interested in other recreational activities while listening to Denver rock. The patio out back has music pumped at a reasonable volume, and is a good place to catch some fresh air.

SFoM loves playing at Bushwackers. We don’t know what it is, but we’re comfortable there, and we perform well. Thanks to the Bushwack crew for supporting local Denver rock. GET DOWN, GET FUNKY! See you Saturday the 15th!

Thanks for coming to The 12 Volt last night!

We had a spectacular time last night at The 12 Volt Tavern. Thanks to everyone who got out and supported us again; thanks to Eugene’s Axe for an epic set, and thanks to Miller Lite for the hangover (and also, thanks to my girlfriend for driving me home…and stopping at Wendy’s).

Rumor has it there was some good footage, so we’re gonna cut that up and distribute it to keep things interesting.

We’re gonna huddle up and get ready for the next set of plays. We’ll be releasing some new music soon, and of course we’ll keep you posted on that. We’re looking to jam in the Highlands next, and we’ll let you know when that’s finalized.

E Pluribus, SFoM.

SFoM – Eugene’s Axe – 12 Volt Tavern – 8/17/2013 – Arvada – 9 pm

Thank you for supporting local music!

Thank you for supporting local music!

It’s us again, protectors of freedom and rock – SFoM… In case you haven’t heard, we’re completing a circuit w/ Eugene’s Axe at The 12 Volt Tavern in Arvada this Saturday, August 17, 2013, at 9 pm.

It’s $5 to bear witness to this event. It’s right in the heart of Olde Town Arvada, which is a quiet little downtown area. Lots of good restaurants and bars, coffee shops, bakeries and places in walking distance to check out before the show starts at 9. There’s even an Army/Navy Surplus Store, in case you want to get rain gear (in case Gallagher shows up, for some reason).

We appreciate all the support you’ve given us. It’s been great developing these songs over the years, and to have people there willing to listen to these musical projects of ours. We’ve put a lot of work into them in the small hope that they might some day be blasted from a car stereo on a summer night by someone just enjoying life with the windows rolled down.