Letter from a Former President Concerning the Mother’s Day 5k Run

People of the Greater Denver Area:

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Woodrow Wilson – He Presidented Before

I’m here to tell you why you should sign up for the Mother’s Day 5K Run, and put the ‘run’ in your brunch, as the kids say these days. You see, on May 11, it will have been 100 years and two days since I, Woodrow Wilson, proclaimed the second Sunday of May to be a day to honor mothers across the country.

Well, a lot has changed since the days of the Woody Administration, as the talking heads used to call it. For instance, I see that President Beck is dealing quite courageously with civilization’s impending doom, as the Good Lord above hurls giant balls of ice mercilessly at our planet, in line with the wisdom of his plan.

Mother’s Day 5K Run

So I say unto thee: Run! Run for your lives! Run for your mothers! Denver’s Mother’s Day 5k is May 11, 2014, at 9 a.m. in City Park. Spots are limited, so follow this hyperlink supplied to me by Thomas Marshall to  register for the Mother’s Day 5K run.

This run is in support of the HERA foundation, who have been fighting for a cure to ovarian cancer since 2002.  Also…

SFoM Is Rocking The Course

Which sounds like a lot of nonsense to me, considering that I’m Woodrow Freaking Wilson and I don’t know what an SFoM is, but Thomas Marshall, who’s been watching the MTV’s, tells me that SFoM is the best thing to happen to music since Edison’s Gramophone and Tesla’s alternating current.

So do something this mother’s day. Wake up, go for a run in Denver for a good cause, hear some music, and have fun with your mothers! How long will it take you and your mom to run 5 km anyway? I don’t know what a km is! I’m Woodrow Wilson! Metric system! Dear me…
Long live Mom!

Woody

5W’s: SFoM & The Mother’s Day 5k Run – Denver

OK, the five W’s… who what when where why…

Who Is… wait, what’s going on?

SFoM (that’s us) and the HERA Foundation.

What Is the Mother’s Day 5k Run?

The Mother’s Day 5k Run – Put the ‘run’ in your brunch! It’s a 5k run full of awesome and in support of a good cause – finding a cure for ovarian cancer. How is SFoM involved? We’re rocking the course! While you’re breaking a sweat from getting your run on, we’ll break a sweat getting our rock on… and we’re doing it for you, which is in effect doing it for moms everywhere, because you’re going to be doing this 5k run for moms everywhere!

When Will This Spectacular Event Be?

Mother’s Day – May 11, 2014 – 9 am… 100 years and 2 days after the first official Mother’s Day, as proclaimed by President Woodrow Wilson.

Where Around Denver Can I Run 5 kilometers to Support Mom?

City Park, Denver. The one by the Natural History Museum. …the place with the dinosaur bones you went to in elementary school.

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Why Are You Guys Doing this?

Besides it being an awesome event to get out and play some music for the sort of people who’d do a charity run on a day to honor their mom, we like to help good causes. The HERA Foundation is a non-profit focused on finding a cure to ovarian cancer, through spreading awareness and by awarding grants to scientists with novel approaches to fighting the disease.

Register Here for the Mother’s Day 5k Run! Get to the Chopper! Go Now!

Register here for the Mother’s Day 5k run. $30 per person, or $90 to register the whole family.

 

Register for the Mother’s Day 5k! Denver City Park, May 11!

What are you doing for Mother’s Day? Hopefully you’ll be running a 5k in City Park, because we’ll be rocking 5 kilometers worth of music. Bet you didn’t even know we’re metric… and analog. Come support a good cause, celebrate your mothers, burn some calories and ROCK YOUR RUNNING SOCKS OFF.

The Mother’s Day 5k Run

  • Mother’s Day 2014 – Sunday, May 11 – 9 am
  • City Park – Denver (See map)
  • Registration is limited, so REGISTER NOW!

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